Burger Stack
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Description
The Ultimate Tower of Gluttony: A Burger Beyond Mortal Comprehension Forget everything you’ve ever known about burgers. This isn’t about stacking patties—it’s about engineering an edible monument to human audacity. Start with a foundation: two cinder-block-sized sourdough buns, fire-roasted over volcanic rock for that primal crunch. Between them, layer a symphony of chaos—a 50-ounce Wagyu-beef hybrid patty seared in dragon’s-breath chili oil, followed by a lattice of candied bacon fused with maple-glazed donuts. Wedge in a full rack of bourbon-braised short ribs, then pivot to absurdity: deep-fried mac-n-cheese wedges, a tower of truffle-lobster sliders, and a quicksand-like pour of molten queso that defies structural integrity laws. But wait—there’s architecture to this madness. Every ingredient must serve a dual purpose: flavor bomb *and* structural reinforcement. Smoked gouda acts as edible mortar. Crispy onion rings double as load-bearing pillars. A waterfall of barbecue-ranch lava? That’s the glue holding this disasterpiece together. The finale? A jalapeño-pineapple relish so bright it’s legally classified as a lighthouse beacon, piercing through the calorie fog. This isn’t a meal—it’s a boss battle. Players must strategize ingredient order, manage gravitational collapse in real-time, and deploy “sauce reinforcements” to stabilize leaning towers of gluttony. Succeed, and you unlock the “Unhinged Titan” achievement. Fail? Enjoy your 10-ton grease stain and a symphony of chef screams. Let them eat (an impossible, physics-violating) cake.
